THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!

A long, long time ago, I remember spending my days being so incredibly bored. My husband would come home from work and I'd complain about how bored I was...how we needed to get out and Do! Something!

These days, I feel as if I'm a chicken with my head cut off. I'm running around, spewing blood and bumping into neighboring cows and pigs.

Luckily, we have plans to steam clean our carpet soon-- that'll help get rid of all that chicken blood on the white floor.

Be back soon. Really soon.